An alien invaded my body yesterday. You always hear about this on t.v. and a guy with no teeth and suspenders is telling the story. Well today I am telling you that an alien took over my body.
My only evidence is that yesterday I woke up at 5:00 a.m. (THAT'S RIGHT I SAID FIVE A.M.) Went into my kitchen and ate Cream of Wheat (shocking considering all I usually have for breakfast is a Diet and rhymes with Poke) then I filled up my water bottle (with water) and changed into my gym clothes and headed for the gym. Not only did I go to the gym, but I actually worked out. (I can tell because I am mighty sore today.)
After the gym I went home, showered, did my hair and put on makeup. Usually I struggle to even open my eyes before I go to work, let alone put mascara on them. But it doesn't stop there. For the rest of the day I ate healthy, drank tons of water and even got to bed by 9:00 p.m. I don't think that's happened since I was ten.
So I told the alien to feel free to invade my body whenever it felt like it. But when I woke up today the alarm clock said 7:30 and I rushed to work with my hair pulled up, not a stitch of makeup and a diet coke in hand. So if any of you kooky early risers have an alien you want to recommend or send my way..
6 comments:
Girl I wish I had this alien take over my body too! I have one that wakes me up at 5 but not to go to the gym to go to work and he never leaves me alone! Can't wait for Thurs!
I'm so proud!
Dang girl I'm impressed! I too am "on a roll" with the alien and trying really hard to wake up early. It's HARD!!!
Wow impressive, I need a little alien!
"The claw is our leader. The claw deceides who will stay and who will go."
That's all I could think after seeing the picture.
I WORKED OUT ALSO!! DANG IT FEELS GOOD!! UNTIL THE NEXT DAY. THEN YOUR LIKE WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO??? BUT WAY TO GO!! MAYBE YOU COULD SEND HIM TO ME NEXT!!
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