I don't have one. I remember I used to be able to stay up until three in the morning and it wouldn't even faze me. And I thought getting dressed up and partying all night was fun. Now it sounds like a chore. It's not like I'm 86 and my joints are hurting. I'm only 27.
So does this mean I will be boring for the rest of my life and continue to get more and more tired and boring the older I get? Because I'm telling you right now that at this rate, I am going to be 30 and trying to make it to the Sizzler for early bird dinners.
Maybe it's time to join a fight club or train to climb Mount Everest? On second thought, that sounds like too much work.. maybe it's time I just embrace the 90 year old in me, and take up needle point. I hear it can get pretty intense with those sharp needles. And I am clumsy enough to make it interesting I'm sure.