Thursday, October 15, 2009

The tallest stalker I have ever met (cont.)

(Continuing this previous story..)

Later that night I was getting ready for bed. It was about 2 a.m. and I get a text from who else, but Mr. Tall. It read "How was working at the "snack bar" today?"

I was put off by the fact that he thought it was okay to send me a text at 2 a.m. and also confused that he was contacting me at all. I thought I had been pretty clear about not being interested. I ignored the text and went to bed.

The next night I was hanging out with my friend from the party, and he called again. She convinced me to answer the phone and talk to him. He was pretending like nothing was weird, and asked me again when we could hang out. Apparently he thought I was playing hard to get or something.

Keep in mind I had contacted him once, and he had called and texted me in just a three day time period about six times. Now, I'm not someone who likes confrontation, but I definitely didn't think I was sending him mixed signals. I politely declined his offer to hang out.

He wouldn't take no for an answer. He then texted me again that night around 1 a.m. The text simply said "Call me tomorrow, I just want to talk to you." The next day I was still deciding if I was going to call him, when he called AGAIN.

I quickly picked up the phone, and said. "Hey, listen. I am really flattered you are going to all this work, but I am just not interested. I didn't want to mince words for fear he would interpret it as "Please keep calling and texting me."

He then said, he just wanted to see me again. To prove how good of a guy he was, and to show me how much I would like him. (Let me just reiterate, he was one of those jock good looking guys. Who seemed (SEEMED) totally normal.)

I told him I was just heading into work and I had to go. He said "Fine, I'll talk to you later." (Not a real bright guy.) I went to work and told all of my co-workers about the whole situation. They all agreed it was weird, and told me not to answer if he called, and hopefully he would get the picture.

Well about halfway through my shift, my co-worker from the downstairs office called to tell me that a tall guy was looking for me, and had sent him up to see me. I was floored. How did he know which hospital I worked at? Why was he there!?

When he got to the snack bar, he finds a very frustrated and not so happy Caitlin. I see him and say "Do you believe I work at a snack bar now?" We sit down at a table and talk for a total of 2 awkward minutes, where I am mainly just staring at him in annoyance. Then he leaves. I never hear from him again and am relieved.

Well about 2 months later my friend spots him at a party, and strikes up a conversation with him. She asks if he remembers her, and she was the friend of mine from that party. He says "Oh yeah, that didn't work out." My friend laughs and says "Well from what I heard you were pretty into her." To which he replies with "No way, I would never date a deli girl."

When she told me later, I burst out laughing, and from there on out whenever anyone asked me what I did for a living I replied with. "I'm a deli girl." (Hey not everyone can have the ever so glamorous job of working for a trucking company.) Seriously just thinking about it now, cracks me up. It's still to this day one of my favorite "dating" stories.


Water said...

That is hilarious! Definitely well worth the wait. Thanks for the fun story Caity!

rYLeE & KaTiE said...

I love it.... There are plenty of good looking guys who are TOTAL creepos. I'll have to tell you about the time I got stalked by the University of Idaho basketball team when I was 15 years old! CREEPY...

Also, I finished the Book Thief. LOVED! And yes, I have read A Tree Grows in Brooklyn. Lovely. My visiting teacher just gave me the Potato Peel Pie book. Didn't you say you just read it for a book club? Anyway, let me know what you thought of it.

Thirdly, I saw Lindsey last night at a bridal shower for a cousin and it totally reminded me that we all need to get together! Maybe when baby L comes we can plan a trip to go visit together....

Lastly, I love your stories! You seriously should write a book or a collection of short stories or at least just stick to writing a fantastically fabulous blog!

Happy Thursday! (Sorry for the SUPER DUPER long comment that I am making even longer by writing "Sorry for the SUPER DUPER long comment! haha...)

Bonnie said...

Oh my gosh... so funny! How did I never know this story? :) Thanks for sharing - that makes me so glad we're in the phase of life that we're in!

P.S. said...

I agree with Bonnie that I'm glad we are out of the dating scene. But I wish I had a good friend who was still single so I could hear all of these awkward/hilarious stories!

Heather said...

just curious did his name start with a B and last name start with an M??? Just wondering.....

Katie said...

Love it! Made me chuckle!!

caitlin said...


No, his name was Tom (that's why I put the Tom's sign picture with the previous post. I don't remember his last name.)

Oh no, do you know another 6'6 stalker!? :)

Matt 'n Amy said...

Oh, man! I totally remember that. What a loser!! LOL