Bob just got a custom long board from here. He had it shipped to my work, so every day he would call asking if it had arrived yet. Every day I had to tell him no. Each time I told him so, he would say "Okay, but as soon as it gets there, you have to call me." I assured him I would. Then said "Man, you would think you were getting a baby in the mail or something."
Would you like to know what he said?
"Yeah, but this is more fun."
(me) "Oh yeah, how do you figure?"
(bob) "Well you can ride this. Caity, you can't ride on a baby." Then he said "But you could roll a baby.. that might be fun."
Yeah, I don't know if we should have kids for a while.