Um, Mr. Middle Eastern downstairs neighbor boy? If you could please remove your scantily clad (and might I say hairy) body from the stairwell so I can avoid having to squeeze past you when I get home every night. It would be greatly appreciated.
your upstairs neighbor (who is soon to be wearing a blind fold when she comes in at night)
p.s. Please spare me from having to see you in your old man short striped boxers and your wife beater (that is completely see through) so I can get a good night sleep minus the "hairy" nightmares. Just because it's ten o'clock does not mean it's too late for anyone to see or run into you. Believe me.