Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Not what you want to see before you go to bed..

Um, Mr. Middle Eastern downstairs neighbor boy? If you could please remove your scantily clad (and might I say hairy) body from the stairwell so I can avoid having to squeeze past you when I get home every night. It would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

your upstairs neighbor (who is soon to be wearing a blind fold when she comes in at night)

p.s. Please spare me from having to see you in your old man short striped boxers and your wife beater (that is completely see through) so I can get a good night sleep minus the "hairy" nightmares. Just because it's ten o'clock does not mean it's too late for anyone to see or run into you. Believe me.

9 comments:

djb said...

That is hilarious. Why is it that those guys are the first to wear a Speedo at the pool and when mowing the lawn?

caitlin said...

All I know is that my eyes were burning. It's those kind of guys that think they are hot too.

Lindsey LuLu said...

AMEN SISTER!!! I THINK HE WANTS YOU AND PLANS ON BEING THERE WHEN YOU GET HOME, TO RUB HIS HAIRY MAN MUFF AGAINST YOU. JUST A THOUGHT..



PS. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!

Amber said...

I love your holga pictures! Those are so fun. I have had way too many encounters similar to the one you just recalled. Those were memories I was trying to get out of my head...

Drew and Valarie's Family Blog said...

oh nice, good dreams!!! Yuck!

Kim said...

And where is the picture to this story?!!!

caitlin said...

Well I didn't exactly ask him to pose as I quickly ducked past him. I will have to do better next time.

she'sonlyhappyinthesun said...

That is hilarious/disturbing for you... I hope that you get to see less of him in the future~

Design Gal said...

Ewwwwww! That's too funny! Oh, and PITA is actually the animal rights people for the protection of Greek Pigmy goats only. ;) hehe

Come watch The Hills on Monday! You know you want to!