Let me tell you an old western story..

Picture an abandoned old town. With nothing but dust and tumble weeds. In the background there is a slight sound of wind and music dun dun dah dun dun.. (cue tumbleweed)

Slowly someone ambles into the street, looking tough and spits (because that's what they do in a town like that)..

This person is the law in these parts and has to fend off gun slingers. Luckily someone gave her this for her birthday.. (Don't be fooled by the girly pink appearance.)

(Enter bad guy)

The two of them stare at each other. One of those long stares. Their fingers both twitching over their weapons..


They both turn and fire..

And the bad guy won. Come on people. Pepper spray against a gun? Let's be serious. Plus I mean this is what it says on the box..


If that is referring to the % of time it works, then I don't know if I'm comfortable with my odds.